LAST MAN STANDING

WEEK 1 — WHO GETS CHOPPED?

100,000 simultaneous, correlated simulations · average baseline 5.56%

🔪 #1 CHOP CANDIDATE

Clobberknockers

10.38% CHOP PROBABILITY

Sleeper risk #2 · Killanomics risk #1 · 1.87× average risk

🔪 THE CHOPPING BLOCK

#1 Clobberknockers

10.38%

1.87× league-average risk · Floor 83.6

Swing: Josh Allen ≥ 23.0

#2 Chop Til I Drop

10.36%

1.87× league-average risk · Floor 84.0

Swing: Ja'Marr Chase ≥ 19.7

#3 Catch These Hands 👊🏿

9.55%

1.72× league-average risk · Floor 83.7

Swing: Malik Nabers ≥ 11.7

League Chop Board

Rank #1 means most likely to finish last. Model odds are analytical, not gambling odds.

RiskTeamChopMultipleIndexKillaSleeperFloorSleeper RiskDelta
#1CHOP ZONEClobberknockersbayoklein10.38%1.87×83.296.095.883.6#2+0.1
#2CHOP ZONEChop Til I DropLCAzcona10.36%1.87×78.596.8102.084.0#8-5.1
#3EXTREME DANGERCatch These Hands 👊🏿TyTheGreatest9.55%1.72×77.995.6100.583.7#4-4.9
#4EXTREME DANGERJaspersDadJaspersDad9.07%1.63×74.998.2102.085.3#7-3.7
#5EXTREME DANGERKingJames117KingJames1176.74%1.21×63.8101.3100.088.2#3+1.3
#6DANGERjdamiani07jdamiani076.23%1.12×60.899.6103.587.9#9-3.9
#7DANGERMomoney1288Momoney12885.94%1.07×58.399.4101.787.9#5-2.3
#8DANGERHurtNabersHurtNabers5.70%1.03×55.8103.293.889.9#1+9.5
#9SWEAT ZONEtbach24tbach245.29%0.95×46.7105.6101.791.5#6+4.0
#10SWEAT ZONEJayden ScramblesDannyBoy4135.20%0.94×45.2104.8104.291.3#10+0.6
#11SWEAT ZONEPut ‘Em Down Jeantlypdoakland4.76%0.86×42.8105.6108.891.9#12-3.2
#12SWEAT ZONEBsoares401Bsoares4014.54%0.82×42.2105.2105.392.1#11-0.0
#13SAFEVladjoseph37Vladjoseph373.25%0.58×33.1108.0109.395.1#13-1.3
#14SAFEAlesclubalesclub3.19%0.58×28.2108.3110.895.2#15-2.5
#15SAFEB.I.T.E.jsoares77112.68%0.48×25.8109.6111.196.7#16-1.5
#16SAFErwgolishrwgolish2.66%0.48×22.2111.2113.097.5#17-1.8
#17ICE COLDkmillzbos617kmillzbos6172.39%0.43×16.4110.4110.097.4#14+0.4
#18ICE COLDLast Kutkillanomic52.08%0.37×11.7114.1116.2100.2#18-2.1

Model Receipt

Run 2026-08-24 08:54 ET · Projection source 2026-08-24T07:45:42+00:00 · Seed 20260901 · Probability total 1.0000

Sleeper league rosters do not yet expose submitted Week 1 starters; lineups are model-selected from the completed draft and labeled accordingly. Sleeper Week 1 projections provide current expected scoring, opponent and injury fields; the repository has no complete 2026 snap, route, target, red-zone, depth-chart or implied-total feed. Historical variance uses available 2025 league-observed starts; players without sufficient history use transparent position variance priors. Manual injury review covers only configured players. UNVERIFIED means no separate manual injury assessment, not healthy. Correlation models shared NFL offense and game environment; it does not claim causal precision for every player pair.

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