# Killanomics PrimeTime 2026 Post-Draft Power Rankings *Model v1.0.0 · Sleeper search rank is a market proxy, not a weekly projection. Rankings grade roster construction today; the jokes are editorial, the numbers are not.* ## 1. JD 316 — The cleanest contender in the room—until somebody asks the bench to do something **Manager:** Jehu **Rating:** 72.01 · **Tier:** Tier 1 — Championship Favorites · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** WR · **Weakest room:** DEPTH JD 316 takes the first post-draft throne because the premium structure is exactly what a Superflex roster is supposed to look like: Drake Maye and Bo Nix at the controls, CeeDee Lamb and Nico Collins creating the weekly ceiling, and enough early skill-position investment to avoid living on prayer candles. The model gives Jehu an 86.50 WR score and an 81.71 QB score, the kind of two-column foundation that keeps a lineup dangerous even when one position has a quiet Sunday. Travis Etienne and D'Andre Swift are not carrying the brand here; they are being asked to keep the floor intact while the passing game commits property damage. Tua Tagovailoa at pick 136 is also a legitimate third-quarterback contingency rather than a decorative QB3. The hard fact is a 47.61 depth score. Aaron Jones, Tyler Allgeier, rookies, and late tight ends constitute insurance, but this is not a bench that should be allowed near open flame. JD 316 is ranked first because the starting case is powerful—not because the roster is bulletproof. One or two premium misses and the championship favorite turns into a very expensive group chat explanation. ### Tough facts - No. 1 overall model rating: 72.01 - WR score: 86.50 - QB score: 81.71 - Three quarterbacks and five wide receivers - Weakest internal component: depth, 47.61 **Killanomics verdict:** Favorite, not flawless. Jehu drafted a race car and packed a bicycle as the spare tire. --- ## 2. Ales Club — Two nuclear receivers, one giant quarterback question, zero apologies **Manager:** Luifeton Roman **Rating:** 71.06 · **Tier:** Tier 1 — Championship Favorites · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** WR · **Weakest room:** DEPTH Ales Club opened Ja'Marr Chase–Justin Jefferson and immediately made every opponent's cornerbacks file for emotional leave. That pairing drives the league-best 94.08 WR score and gives Luifeton the simplest weekly instruction sheet in PrimeTime: start the monsters and let everybody else avoid breaking the furniture. Kenneth Walker, Jeremiyah Love, and Tyler Warren give the build real structural support, while Rome Odunze at pick 77 turns a great receiver room into excess inventory. The market model likes the RB room at 86.28 and the tight-end room at 64.53. This is not empty stars-and-scrubs theater; there is legitimate starting talent behind the marquee names. Then we arrive at quarterback, where Brock Purdy, Malik Willis, and Fernando Mendoza produce only a 55.61 QB score. In a Superflex league, that is less a minor blemish than a weekly tax bill. If the quarterback room merely survives, Ales Club can win the league. If it wobbles, Chase and Jefferson may spend Sundays producing museum-quality numbers for a roster losing 171–166. ### Tough facts - No. 2 overall model rating: 71.06 - League-best WR score: 94.08 - RB score: 86.28 - QB score: 55.61 - Five WRs and three QBs drafted **Killanomics verdict:** The league's prettiest receiving room is carrying a quarterback backpack full of bricks. --- ## 3. ConQueefTadors — Bayo built a Superflex fistfight and brought Brock Bowers as brass knuckles **Manager:** Bayo **Rating:** 70.58 · **Tier:** Tier 1 — Championship Favorites · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** RB · **Weakest room:** DEPTH ConQueefTadors did not draft for subtlety. Caleb Williams, James Cook, Jaxson Dart, Brock Bowers, and TreVeyon Henderson formed a first-five-pick assault that gave the roster top-tier scores at quarterback, running back, and tight end. The model sees three genuine load-bearing rooms instead of one glittery headline. The 82.94 RB score and 82.66 TE score are almost identical, while the QB room lands at 79.45. That balance matters: Bayo does not need one position to rescue the others every week. Ladd McConkey, Brian Thomas, DK Metcalf, and Khalil Shakir give the receiver room multiple paths to outperform its modest 60.40 score. The problem is depth, scored at 44.27. The late roster depends on uncertain backfield pieces, Alec Pierce, and a QB4 investment in Shedeur Sanders. The starters look ready to collect rent; the bench looks like it may ask for an extension. This roster can win PrimeTime, but Bayo may be one badly timed injury from managing the waiver wire like an emergency room. ### Tough facts - No. 3 overall model rating: 70.58 - RB score: 82.94 - TE score: 82.66 - QB score: 79.45 - Weakest component: depth, 44.27 **Killanomics verdict:** A contender with three hammers and a bench made from leftover IKEA screws. --- ## 4. Yo Soy Fiesta — Burrow, Amon-Ra, and enough weekly violence to hide the tight-end paperwork **Manager:** Dan **Rating:** 70.47 · **Tier:** Tier 1 — Championship Favorites · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** WR · **Weakest room:** TE Yo Soy Fiesta left the first turn with Joe Burrow and Amon-Ra St. Brown, then kept pressing with George Pickens, Kyren Williams, and Jordan Love. That is why Dan owns an 86.94 WR score and a 72.31 QB score: the roster begins with premium weekly leverage at the two positions most capable of detonating a Superflex matchup. Mike Evans and Courtland Sutton give the receiver room veteran ballast, while Chuba Hubbard and Tyrone Tracy support a 77.80 RB score. Tyler Shough supplies the third-quarterback ticket. The construction score is a perfect 100 because the roster hit the required positional architecture without turning the draft into a collection of novelty items. The tight-end score is 40.46, and Travis Kelce did not arrive until pick 133. That may work beautifully, but the model is correctly refusing to award points for nostalgia. Dan has built a top-four team whose weakest room is obvious to everyone, including Dan, the waiver wire, and probably Kelce's podcast audience. ### Tough facts - No. 4 overall model rating: 70.47 - WR score: 86.94 - RB score: 77.80 - Perfect construction score: 100 - TE score: 40.46 **Killanomics verdict:** A dangerous starting lineup with a tight-end room being held together by reputation and cable ties. --- ## 5. Killanomics — The running back warehouse is open; depth somehow remains out of stock **Manager:** Killa **Rating:** 69.44 · **Tier:** Tier 2 — Strong Contenders · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** RB · **Weakest room:** DEPTH Killanomics started with Jahmyr Gibbs, added Chase Brown, and never really stopped shopping for running backs. Six were drafted, producing a 93.34 RB score—second-best in the league—and giving Killa the clearest positional advantage outside the Ales Club receiver apocalypse. Drake London, Tetairoa McMillan, Christian Watson, Quentin Johnston, and Deebo Samuel create an athletic, volatile receiver portfolio graded at 79.93. Patrick Mahomes and Baker Mayfield give the Superflex lineup credible weekly control, with Bryce Young functioning as the third-quarterback hedge. This is a roster built to absorb running-back chaos and trade from surplus if the market gets desperate. Now for the self-own: the model gives Killanomics the league's lowest depth score at 42.20 despite drafting six running backs. Quantity and trustworthy depth are not the same thing; apparently the model has discovered Costco. There is also only one tight end and no kicker in the completed draft snapshot. The ceiling is contender-level, but roster maintenance begins immediately. ### Tough facts - No. 5 overall model rating: 69.44 - RB score: 93.34—second in PrimeTime - WR score: 79.93 - Six RBs drafted - League-low depth score: 42.20 **Killanomics verdict:** Killa cornered the running-back market and then misplaced the emergency supplies. --- ## 6. B.I.T.E. — Lamar plus the RB avalanche: elegant, violent, and one quarterback short of comfort **Manager:** Jorge S **Rating:** 69.01 · **Tier:** Tier 3 — Playoff Caliber · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** RB · **Weakest room:** TE B.I.T.E. paired Lamar Jackson with Ashton Jeanty and Derrick Henry, a three-pick opening designed to win weeks through concentrated force. The resulting 92.25 RB score is elite, and Lamar gives Jorge the kind of QB1 ceiling that can make the rest of a Superflex lineup look smarter than it is. DeVonta Smith, Jaylen Waddle, Terry McLaurin, and six total receivers provide multiple weekly combinations. Kyler Murray at pick 80 completes a high-upside starting quarterback pair, while the flex score of 62.11 and depth score of 51.72 are respectable. This roster has a coherent identity: elite rushing pressure, two dynamic quarterbacks, and enough receivers to play matchups. There are only two quarterbacks. That is a fearless choice in August and a potentially hilarious choice during bye weeks. Dalton Kincaid is the lone tight end and the room scores 46.68. Jorge drafted six running backs and six receivers, so the roster can survive ordinary skill-position turbulence; it cannot survive a quarterback problem without immediately entering the waiver-wire hunger games. ### Tough facts - No. 6 overall model rating: 69.01 - RB score: 92.25 - Six RBs and six WRs - Only two QBs drafted - Only one TE; TE score 46.68 **Killanomics verdict:** A playoff-caliber sledgehammer with no spare quarterback in the toolbox. --- ## 7. The Sauce — The new Sauce is receiver-heavy, top-loaded, and already ignoring moderation **Manager:** kmillzbos617 **Rating:** 68.15 · **Tier:** Tier 4 — Volatile / Middle Class · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** WR · **Weakest room:** DEPTH The Sauce takeover began with Puka Nacua, Justin Herbert, Josh Jacobs, and Tee Higgins—a clean four-player core that gives the new manager immediate credibility. The 85.11 WR score is the team's signature, and seven drafted receivers make the strategy unmistakable: if one pass catcher is good, acquire enough to start a small record label. Cam Skattebo, Rhamondre Stevenson, and Rico Dowdle reinforce Josh Jacobs, while Matthew Stafford gives Herbert a legitimate Superflex partner. Sam LaPorta at pick 90 prevents tight end from becoming a weekly scavenger hunt. The roster has playable choices, which is exactly what a new manager inheriting a franchise should want. The construction score is only 88 because the draft stopped at two quarterbacks and never selected a kicker. The depth score is 51.69, but much of that depth is concentrated at receiver; it does not solve a quarterback absence. This team is ranked seventh because the top half can trade blows with anyone. It stays seventh because the safety net has several WR logos printed on it. ### Tough facts - No. 7 overall model rating: 68.15 - WR score: 85.11 - Seven WRs drafted - Only two QBs drafted - Construction score: 88 **Killanomics verdict:** The Sauce has flavor, firepower, and seven receivers fighting over five chairs. --- ## 8. G's Unit — Running backs everywhere, tight ends nowhere, and Jayden Daniels asked to supervise **Manager:** G **Rating:** 67.92 · **Tier:** Tier 4 — Volatile / Middle Class · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** RB · **Weakest room:** TE G's Unit built around Jonathan Taylor and Jayden Daniels, then added Rashee Rice, Chris Olave, and Bucky Irving before the sixth round ended. That core supports an 85.81 RB score, a 76.97 WR score, and the best depth mark among the post-draft contenders at 58.52. Six running backs give G meaningful lineup and trade flexibility. Daniel Jones and Geno Smith provide two additional quarterback paths behind Daniels, while RJ Harvey and Isiah Pacheco keep the roster from relying on one backfield outcome. This is a deep, practical build, even if it lacks the sparkling positional peaks of the teams above it. Isaiah Likely is the only tight end, and the 34.42 TE score is the lowest in PrimeTime. There is being late to tight end, and then there is arriving after the catering staff has gone home. G can survive that weakness if the running backs hit and Daniels drives the weekly ceiling, but the position is a flashing red waiver priority before Week 1. ### Tough facts - No. 8 overall model rating: 67.92 - RB score: 85.81 - Depth score: 58.52 - Six RBs and three QBs - League-low TE score: 34.42 **Killanomics verdict:** A deep roster with a tight-end room currently represented by an empty folding chair. --- ## 9. Smash N' Dash — Josh Allen and the four-quarterback retirement village **Manager:** Barron **Rating:** 67.73 · **Tier:** Tier 4 — Volatile / Middle Class · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** RB · **Weakest room:** DEPTH Smash N' Dash used the first overall pick exactly as expected: Josh Allen is the cleanest single-player Superflex advantage available. Barron then surrounded him with Omarion Hampton, A.J. Brown, Malik Nabers, and a four-back collection that drives an 82.25 RB score and 81.56 WR score. The starting skill-position case is stronger than the No. 9 ranking suggests. David Montgomery and Quinshon Judkins provide backfield options, while Kyle Pitts and T.J. Hockenson give Barron two shots at solving tight end. This roster can absolutely punch above its rating when the premium starters are healthy. Then came Aaron Rodgers at 97, Jacoby Brissett at 121, and Kirk Cousins at 145. Four quarterbacks sound responsible until three of them qualify for the same early-bird dinner special. The model gives the QB room only 57.02 because name recognition is not the same as current market strength. Construction falls to 88, and the depth score is 50.80 despite the QB pileup. ### Tough facts - No. 9 overall model rating: 67.73 - Josh Allen selected 1.01 - Four QBs drafted - RB score: 82.25 - Construction score: 88 **Killanomics verdict:** Josh Allen is the penthouse; the QB bench is a very crowded historical district. --- ## 10. Teddy — A takeover roster built on famous names and a depth chart asking difficult questions **Manager:** Teddy **Rating:** 67.41 · **Tier:** Tier 5 — Needs Things to Break Right · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** RB · **Weakest room:** DEPTH Teddy's first PrimeTime draft began with Christian McCaffrey, Dak Prescott, Trevor Lawrence, Breece Hall, and Colston Loveland. That opening creates an 87.16 RB score, a 69.69 QB score, and a 69.63 TE score—three credible pillars for a new manager taking over the Breaking News franchise. Cam Ward supplies QB3 insulation, while Davante Adams, Marvin Harrison, Jayden Reed, and Wan'Dale Robinson give the receiver room several ways to beat its 57.52 model score. The roster construction score is 100 because Teddy covered the core Superflex requirements and did not leave quarterback to wishful thinking. The depth score is 43.67, second-lowest in the league, and two defenses were drafted while only one tight end made the roster. Detroit and Green Bay cannot both start, but apparently they can hold a very productive bench meeting. Teddy's top-end case is real; the bottom third currently looks like it was selected during airport Wi-Fi turbulence. ### Tough facts - No. 10 overall model rating: 67.41 - RB score: 87.16 - Three QBs drafted - Two defenses and one TE - Depth score: 43.67 **Killanomics verdict:** A respectable takeover with strong bones, famous names, and two defenses auditioning for one job. --- ## 11. Its Lights Out — The best running back room in the league is being punished for everything after it **Manager:** Vladimir **Rating:** 66.98 · **Tier:** Tier 5 — Needs Things to Break Right · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** RB · **Weakest room:** TE Its Lights Out opened Bijan Robinson, Saquon Barkley, and Jalen Hurts. That is not a draft start; that is a threat. Vladimir owns the league's best RB score at 94.60, and Hurts gives the lineup an elite Superflex anchor before Garrett Wilson, Emeka Egbuka, and DJ Moore arrive. There is enormous weekly upside here. Jaylen Warren adds to the backfield, C.J. Stroud supplies the second starting quarterback, and Jordan Addison plus Michael Pittman deepen the receiver rotation. The No. 11 ranking is not saying the stars are weak. It is saying the model does not see enough reliable support beneath them. The TE score is 40.46, the QB score settles at 59.31, and Deshaun Watson at pick 146 is the only QB3 plan. Mark Andrews and Jake Ferguson have recognizable names, but the market model is not paid by nostalgia. If the first three picks carry their expected weight, this ranking will look insulting. If they do not, the rest of the roster is not built to stage a rescue operation. ### Tough facts - No. 11 overall model rating: 66.98 - League-best RB score: 94.60 - Bijan, Saquon, and Hurts opened the draft - QB score: 59.31 - TE score: 40.46 **Killanomics verdict:** Three opening-round wrecking balls followed by a roster that keeps asking them to work overtime. --- ## 12. Dishes — The league's best tight ends cannot file paperwork as quarterbacks **Manager:** Jim **Rating:** 66.75 · **Tier:** Tier 5 — Needs Things to Break Right · **Draft grade:** B **Strongest room:** TE · **Weakest room:** QB Dishes began with Jaxon Smith-Njigba, De'Von Achane, Trey McBride, and Zay Flowers, giving Jim an 84.25 TE score—the best in PrimeTime—and an 81.19 WR score. George Kittle later turned tight end from a strength into a small luxury resort. The skill-position roster is deeper than the No. 12 label implies. Jameson Williams, Jordyn Tyson, Rashid Shaheed, and Jerry Jeudy create receiver volume, while Tony Pollard, Rachaad White, and Brian Robinson support Achane. The flex score of 60.94 is healthy, and the 51.41 depth score is better than several higher-ranked teams. The Superflex problem is impossible to hide: Jared Goff and Sam Darnold are the only quarterbacks, producing a league-low 48.06 QB score. Jim also selected Brandon Aubrey at pick 139 before adding another quarterback—an aggressive endorsement of field-goal excellence in a format where quarterbacks tend to matter. Dishes is last because the positional math is brutal, not because the roster lacks talent. ### Tough facts - No. 12 overall model rating: 66.75 - League-best TE score: 84.25 - WR score: 81.19 - Only two QBs drafted - League-low QB score: 48.06 **Killanomics verdict:** A beautiful skill-position buffet with two quarterbacks and a kicker who arrived suspiciously early. ---